Loser, loser, loser!!

You know who you are. I helped Myself to several hundred dollars out of your wallet a couple of nights ago. Dumb ass!

This guy is so pathetic. He called Me again the other night. As soon as I realized who it was, I knew I would be making a nice chunk of change in a very short period of time. Of course, I was right.

It’s really so funny. I kept hanging up on him and telling him to call Me back at double My rate per minute. LMAO! One time, I hung up on him and told him to call Me back at a higher rate, but I told him I wouldn’t take the call unless he left Me a nice BIG tribute! He LOVES the way I say ‘cock’ (big surprise, faggot!) and so I told him that when he called Me back that if he didn’t leave Me a big fat tribute, I wouldn’t say the word ‘cock’ again. HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think happened? Duh! The little cocksucker drained his account right into Mine. I love taking advantage of money pigs. It’s just too ridiculous that these money slaves get soooo excited when I take all their money and abuse them. But, what else would I do but abuse them? Dumb ass, shrimp dicked, cock sucking loser bitches!

It really is fun though – getting these loser faggots to do such ridiculous things. At one point, I had raised My rate and hung up on him. When he called back, I told him to put the phone down and go watch tv while he was paying Me twice as much for doing nothing. And he did! ROFLMFAO! What a dork.